06 May, 2009
BEAUTY AND THE BEASTS
I've always had a fascination with monsters but although I love the idea of them, I wouldn't want to be stuck in the middle of the woods with them. And I really wouldn't want to be eaten by them, having my leftovers left dangling in the branches of the trees. I just wouldn't fancy that at all.
Not that there would be any leftovers, I'd be a juicy bit of monster fodder- and far too tasty to waste.